Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

To me, the main difference between young people now and the people I was young with isn't so much style, it's the relationships they have with their parents. Their parents like them much more than ours liked us. Our parents weren't our friends. But now I see my friends on the phones with their, what, 30 - year - old kids? And they're talking about feelings.

It is, in fact, safe to assume that, more often than not, life imitates craft, for who among us can say that our experience does not more closely resemble a macramé plant holder than it does a painting by Seurat. When it comes to art, life is the biggest copycat in the matter of the frame.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

When I was young, boys didn't type.

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.