I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.
Fran LebowitzOnce you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.
Fran LebowitzWhy not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.
Fran LebowitzDo not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Fran LebowitzI had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes.
Fran Lebowitz