I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

I wouldn't say that I dislike the young. I'm simply not a fan of naïveté.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

In a print interview, as you may or may not know, they [editors] can do whatever they want. And they do. This is why most people are more hesitant to do print, because they can change it, and they do change it. They even change things that are in quotation marks, which is a pet peeve of mine. I've said to numerous reporters, "Would you read me back my direct quotes?" And they always say no. They always say that's against the policy.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.