A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is.

Nothing succeeds like address.