Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
Fran LebowitzIn the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Fran LebowitzAnti-smoking sentiment has replaced middle-class morality entirely. The smoker has taken the place of the homosexual. Today you hear people say things about smokers that used to be said about homosexuals - they pollute the environment; you don't want them around your children.
Fran LebowitzNever relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Fran Lebowitz