Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

I don't care if New York avoided bankruptcy by substituting tourism for the garment business.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.