To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Even when America is not working that well, it still works better than other places.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Frenchman: Germans with good food.