Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Fran LebowitzThere are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.
Fran Lebowitzremember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.
Fran LebowitzThe most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.
Fran LebowitzWhat's so great thing about clothes is that they're artificial - you can lie, you can choose the way you look, which is not true of natural beauty. So if you're naturally beautiful, wear what you want, but that's 01% of people. Most people just aren't good looking enough to wear what they have on. They should change. They should get some slacks and a nice overcoat. Remember when the style was incredibly messy hair? That's great if you're a model. But if you're not a model, you would look better if you washed your hair, because you are not beautiful.
Fran Lebowitz