Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.