You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

If food did not exist it would be well-nigh impossible to get certain types off the phone, as one would be unable to say, 'Look, I've got to run but let's have dinner sometime soon.'