You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. The second you meet someone that you're going to fall in love with you deliberately become a moron. You do this in order to fall in love, because it would be impossible to fall in love with any human being if you actually saw them for what they are.

When I was young, boys didn't type.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

[On the writers she admires:] I prefer dead writers, because I don't see them at parties.