If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

In Rome people spend most of their time having lunch. And they do it very well - Rome is unquestionably the lunch capital of the world.

I have a double policy, which would also solve immigration: I would stand at the border of New York City and I would say, "You can come here to live, but you can't come here to visit."

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.