Nothing succeeds like address.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.

There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.

If in addition to being physically unattractive you find that you do not get along well with others, do not under any circumstances attempt to alleviate this situation by developing an interesting personality. An interesting personality, is, in an adult, insufferable. In a teenager it is frequently punishable by law.