I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
Fran LebowitzIf your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran LebowitzI, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.
Fran LebowitzFor the movie review columns, I always knew exactly what I was going to write about - the movies.
Fran LebowitzTo put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
Fran LebowitzWhat do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No Jews! I don't know when I've had a better time. And no women! Just men! And no blacks! Just whites! White men! White men who are not Jewish! It doesn't get any better than this.' To some people, apparently, this is a perfect description of injustice. To me, this is a perfect description of a gay bar in Iceland.
Fran Lebowitz