I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Local television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances.