I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

Television turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??