Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

You can be nasty when you are young, but you really have to be older to achieve bitterness.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.