The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
Fran LebowitzIf I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.
Fran LebowitzWhen I was very little, say five or six, I became aware of the fact that people wrote books. Before that, I thought that God wrote books. I thought a book was a manifestation of nature, like a tree.
Fran Lebowitz