Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

When we were young, we knew things. We knew basic history, even as it related to fashion. Now, when something reappears, an 18 year old has no clue that it's a revival. Despite the fact that they're almost always online they don't get references. I think that's part of why visual things are becoming so derivative.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.