I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.
Fran LebowitzInstead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.
Fran LebowitzI walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.
Fran LebowitzWhat do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun! This is living, huh? Look! No Jews! I don't know when I've had a better time. And no women! Just men! And no blacks! Just whites! White men! White men who are not Jewish! It doesn't get any better than this.' To some people, apparently, this is a perfect description of injustice. To me, this is a perfect description of a gay bar in Iceland.
Fran Lebowitz