Favorite animal: steak.

I am a New Yorker. I like New York. And I like cities. And it's not my desire to make New York more suburban. I would personally just like to vet each person.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.