Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets.

It is, in fact, safe to assume that, more often than not, life imitates craft, for who among us can say that our experience does not more closely resemble a macramé plant holder than it does a painting by Seurat. When it comes to art, life is the biggest copycat in the matter of the frame.

It would also have been helpful to have gone to a Catholic grammar school. The only people who know grammar are those people who went to Catholic grammar school. Those nuns beat it into them.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.