A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".

Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.