I could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years.

Even when America is not working that well, it still works better than other places.

modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.

Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive.

I think one manifestation of integrity is holding a grudge. Saying no is a little different. Holding a grudge is the modern equivalent of having standards.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.