New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by New York, I mean Manhattan. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. We didn't live well. We lived in these horrible places. But you could live in New York. And you didn't have to think about money every second.
Fran LebowitzWhy not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.
Fran LebowitzThe Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
Fran LebowitzRomantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. The second you meet someone that you're going to fall in love with you deliberately become a moron. You do this in order to fall in love, because it would be impossible to fall in love with any human being if you actually saw them for what they are.
Fran LebowitzIf people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?
Fran Lebowitz