I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!