Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.