Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.