Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank MuirHotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has curdled anyway, and a thin brown packet seemingly containing the ashes of a cremated mole.
Frank MuirThe glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat
Frank MuirThe golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.
Frank Muir