A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.