We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

I was a baby when I came into the world--otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person.

God made man in his own image, and man returned the favour.

Kitsch is the contemporary form of the Gothic, Rococo, Baroque.

Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.

Monuments are for the living, not the dead.

I didn't ask to be born, and I don't owe God anything.