Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.