Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.