Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.