There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!