Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.