She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?