You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?