The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.