If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
One and one is eleven.
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.