Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.