The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.