Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!