Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
There is no hell, there's only France