Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.