When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!" A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!" when you grow up, has - to put in mildly - a fatal design flaw.

Never bend over for a Christian.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.