You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
One and one is eleven.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.