When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.