Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.