Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.