Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.
It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.