I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.