Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.