The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.