I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.