If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.
It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.