A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.