I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

[Lighting a cigarette] Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.