I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

The thing about drugs is this ... the Libertarians kind of have the right idea on this: Basically, their theory is that you own your own body, and the government should get out of your face. But, you also do not have the right to harm other people or to impinge on their rights or space. So, let's apply that to drugs . If you want to get wrecked, and you could afford it, and you have a place to do it where the results of your behavior can't harm another person, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed to do it.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.