I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.