I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.