Information doesn't kill you.

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.