Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Brown shoes don't make it.