Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

There isn't anything weird about my music.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Eventually within the next quarter of a century, the nostalgia cycles will be so close together that people will not be able to take a step without being nostalgic for the one they just took. At that point, everything stops. Death by Nostalgia.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?