Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.