Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.