Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.