Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.