Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.