It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in terms of reliance on governing functions. Most people don’t want to come to terms with that. It’s been proven over and over again that the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, but most people don’t like to look at naked emperors. In the process of turning around to avert their eyes, they saw the discotheques and a few other things and latched onto them.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.